Saleem ([info]ridemycamel) wrote,
@ 2006-02-15 12:08:00
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Middle East Edition
x-posted to [info]_diarrhea_

I tried and tried, but could not resist.

When you’re voting for Hamas, and it squirts out of your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea

When you occupy Iraq, and you lose your anal stock, diarrhea, diarrhea

When you burn an embassy, and you let loose anal pee, diarrhea, diarrhea

When you’re declaring jihad, and your sphincter just goes mad, diarrhea, diarrhea


anyone got any more?

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[info]esizzle
2006-02-15 07:00 pm UTC (link)
i so have no rythm!

when you break iraqi bones, and you hear your ass groans.. diarrhea, diarrhea

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[info]ridemycamel
2006-02-16 07:40 am UTC (link)
this one sucks

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[info]esizzle
2006-02-16 09:31 am UTC (link)
hey you gotta take the good with the bad didn't no one tell ya!

when you're in labour market discrimination and your poo-train leaves the station diarrhea.. diarrhea..

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[info]ridemycamel
2006-02-16 12:25 pm UTC (link)
now That's a good way to waste time during midterms

When you're bitching out Garvie and you squeeze out anal larvae, diarrhea, diarrhea.

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[info]esizzle
2006-02-16 03:24 pm UTC (link)
when the earnings gap converges and your anal goo submerges.. diarrhea.. diarrhea

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[info]esizzle
2006-02-15 07:01 pm UTC (link)
when your shelling f-16s, but your ass is shelling greens.. diarrhea.. diarrhea

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[info]ridemycamel
2006-02-16 07:44 am UTC (link)
this one WINS! i'm lovin it

When you're giving out ARVs, and you've got a runny teez

When you're fucking with the system, and your shit lets at customs...


so many hippie ones...so little time.

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[info]esizzle
2006-02-16 03:29 pm UTC (link)
when you see a checkpoint sign and your backdoor goes online .. diarrhea.. diarrhea

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[info]chestylaroo_2
2006-02-16 02:46 am UTC (link)
when your midterm's in an hour, and your bowel takes a shower, diarrhea, diarrhea


okay, gotta get back studying for my midterm.
HAHA, we should email these to David McDonald.

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[info]ridemycamel
2006-02-16 07:37 am UTC (link)
omg third world themed diarrhea jokes!

When you feed a starving child, and your butt is somewhat riled, diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're reading up on Marx, and your poo-poo train embarks...

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[info]ridemycamel
2006-02-16 12:27 pm UTC (link)
HA! duuuddee, it just occurred to me that if he googles his name, this site will appear!

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[info]chestylaroo_2
2006-02-16 03:35 pm UTC (link)
Devs themed:

when you're feeling nice and righteous, but your digestion's in a crisis, diarreah, diarreah

I googled it, nothing came up but useless academic reports about diarreah and children dying.

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Shits and Giggles!!
[info]cue_revolution
2006-02-16 05:48 am UTC (link)
Great idea!! I like your Iraq-anal stock rhyme. Brilliant! Here are mine:

-When you're burning down a KFC, and your ass spews nasty debris, diarrhea diarrhea.
-When your policies are absurd, and you smell like turd, diarrhea diarrhea.
-When you are a supporter of Bush, and an explosion erupts from your tush, diarrhea diarrhea.
-When Saddam is having fits, and he can't control his shits, diarrhea diarrhea.
-When you work for the WTO, and your ass is like a volcano, diarrhea diarrhea.
-When you are Dick Cheney, and your bum's forecast is rainy, diarrhea diarrhea.
-When you're India's moral police, and your drizzly shits will not cease, diarrhea diarrhea.
-When you've had too much Jim Beam, and you squat into a laundry machine, diarrhea diarrhea. (note: rumour about this chick who got kicked out in my first year of uni)
-When you try to wipe Palestine off the map, and you can't stop your juicy brown crap, diarrhea diarrhea.
-When migrant workers are dying, building your malls, and your bloody shit is all over the damn walls, diarrhea diarrhea.

Not all are Middle East themed, sorry about that. But this was really fun! I am disgusted but very amused. I can't stop laughing! Thanks!

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Re: Shits and Giggles!!
[info]ridemycamel
2006-02-16 07:38 am UTC (link)
omg you're brilliant! I love them all!

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[info]chestylaroo_2
2006-02-16 06:44 am UTC (link)
when you're laughing with Saleem, and your pants are filled with cream, diarrhea, diarrhea


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[info]ridemycamel
2006-02-16 12:30 pm UTC (link)
when you're researching with villia and you release anal paraphanelia, diarrhea, diarrhea!

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[info]chestylaroo_2
2006-02-16 03:36 pm UTC (link)
hahaha. I got nothing. I'll try to think of one while I'm writing my midterm.

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[info]dontkickmybunny
2006-02-16 11:00 pm UTC (link)
okay, almost everyone's songs are COMPLETELY off rhythm. On a related note, I now know how to propery pronounce "Hamas" "Iraq" and "jihad". Great, but I'm confused: does the second "a" in "Hamas" really sound like the a in "fast" or are you saying "ass" like "oss"? blabbity blabbity boo.

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[info]ridemycamel
2006-02-19 07:31 am UTC (link)
haha, no it is definately pronounced "ham-ass", as americans would say "ass"...this butchering of the word is the most cringe-worthy, even worse than I-ran and I-rack...(it is actually Ee-Run and Ee-ruck)

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