Saleem ([info]ridemycamel) wrote,
@ 2006-03-22 11:41:00
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بدينا انزنخ
We are doing an experiment this side of the planet.
Think of it as Jordanian free-style, West-Amman Ay-rab stylez wot wot.


آه هو لو في موضوع لازم ينحكى عليه كان امنحكي فيو
بس منتاكين من كل النواحي احنا...
صاح!!؟؟ ولا لأ؟
و بدنى نطلع من البلد
عشان عمان صارت خربانه
و الناس فيها...زبالة.
لأ, حرام مش بطالين
(Merci kteer) بس بدها رحلة على بيروت
كنت راكب تكسي بي ام موديل جديد...
اخو طيزي مركب عليه سيستم
ولا فجئة بقلي الشفير انو بدو يسمعني
غنية رهيبة...
في بنت من الجامعة قلتلو عنها
المهم...الغنية واحد خليجي بغنيها
ما بتزكر شو اسمه
Kenny Rogers بس مش عارف ليش زكرني في
هاهاوزززز—ضحكة أردنية
المهم...فعمبقلكم انو بدي أسافر..
مش فارقة وين
حتى ولو كان الصومال ولا موريتانيا
(كمان هاهاوزززز؟؟ لأ كانت فاشلة شوي هاي)
بس هيك تغيير جو عاشني طفران عيشتي
و بدي أنيك بدون ازعاج التيتة كل ليلة
لأ يا زلمة بدينا انزنخ


[If anyone is up for it, go ahead and translate it in English for the non-Arabic speakers. Personally, I feel the subliminal messages are so quintessentially Jordanian that I doubt it would translate very well… هاهاوزززز ]

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[info]groovitude
2006-03-22 11:34 am UTC (link)
I don't speak Arabic, which makes me wonder: when will Google invent the Arabic equivalent of the bad internet language translator like they have done to other languages?

English to Italian:
perchè è ci nessun barre della scimmia in tutto di questa città di Milano?

Italian to English:
why are us no bars of the monkey in all of this city of Milan?

What I actually wrote:
Why are there no monkeybars in all of this city of Milan?

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[info]ridemycamel
2006-03-22 12:38 pm UTC (link)
i've seen a few Arabic translators, but they are usually terrible...and the problem is they can only translate classical arabic, which no one speaks anymore (its usually left for academic books, newspapers, and news anchors, etc). everyone speaks in local colloquial dialects, and they are often so far fetched and different from each other (not to mention classical), that one such google translator would be impossible.

I use dictionary.com's translators, but its mostly to translate random stuff into German and make them sound Nazi-ish.

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[info]anoneemus
2006-03-22 01:05 pm UTC (link)
from reading this, here's what I understood:
-something something something
-Thank-you kteer
-something something something
-Kenny Rogers
-something something something

Did I get it right?

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[info]ridemycamel
2006-03-23 07:51 am UTC (link)
you got the important bits, everything else is just blabber and second-rate humour.

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[info]dontkickmybunny
2006-03-22 08:20 pm UTC (link)
KENNY ROGERS!



I can read Arabic.

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[info]dontkickmybunny
2006-03-22 08:27 pm UTC (link)
So, is this newer, sexier Salim that we're seeing here on the big LJ? All black and red with no references to jihads or animal porn?


so fresh so clean. I like it.

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[info]ridemycamel
2006-03-23 07:50 am UTC (link)
Yeah I needed a bit of a change...been having no motivation to write in this lately, which sucks because I like writing here...so thought a layout change would inspire something.

Glad you like it!!!!!

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[info]cue_revolution
2006-03-28 08:18 am UTC (link)
hi, this is monika. i'm really sleepy right now. i haven't slept in ages. why? because i'm waiting for you to write a new post. i'm really upset because i like sleeping. when i sleep, i have dreams about us baking brownies together and smothering them over each other's faces sexily.

so, please, please write soon.

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[info]ridemycamel
2006-03-28 09:56 am UTC (link)
Done, that entry was for you! haha

And yes for the brownies...I can't bake for shit, that's why I always make it a point to date people who cook...yummy.

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